Saturday, June 25, 2016

The transformers collection: megatron lamy dark lilac, bee vanishing point (capless), ultra magnus

Megatron: so it seems that the lamy dark lilac is fashioned from dark energon. That is the reason why every one is affected. Better than the dark star saber. Hahahaha.






Ultra Magnus: We must do everything in our power to ensure Megatron and his dark energon remains in check before Optimus Prime returns. Autobots, take your pick. I shall make use of the gold pen while the star saber remains missing. Now, where is that magical big hammer? hmm..




Bumblebee: We have to stop Megatron, with or without Optimus. [Gives his unworkable war cries]
1) Let's roll and recapture!
2) Let's rev, rock and rumble!
3) "Autobots, maximum velocity." [crickets] "All right, just transform,please."
4) "Alright then. Autobots, lets bug out!" [dog barks in the distance] 5) "Cause y'know, we're kinda chasing a bug."
6) Autobots, transform and rise up!...Wait, did I just quote Megatron?"
7) "Autobots, roll up...and..a..roll up."
8) "Time to bring the zoom and lower the boom!"
9) "Gas it up and blow it out! <pause> Honestly, it sounded better in my head."
10) "Let's Roll out."
11) "Autobots, let's Verte-break him!"
12) Transform and buzz-off.
13) "Autobots, let's roll to the rescue! Wait, someone's already taken that."
14) time to roll n troll

[and finally....he found that one]
"Let's rev up and roll out!"




 Megatron: Why have only 1 dark energon lamy, when you can have two? One for cybertron, one for guild earth. mwahahahaha. Dark energon do not last forever. The ink, aka dark lilac ink, is already running low across the sleeping unicron, aka earth. Now, where is Optimus?